If there was an AL team somewhere, one which could still could use a DH, one which plays in a stadium nicknamed the Homerdome, one which has recently signed old men like Ruben Sierra and liabilities like RonDL White and Tony Batista, and the news came out that Sammy Sosa had just turned down a one year offer from an NL team because he'd probably have an embarrassing year having to field and hit in their extreme pitchers' park, maybe you've got a match there?
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